I was explaining to a hot chick in the time of Jesus who I had just thrown powdered sugar on a painting we were looking at which was done in Medieval Times about a Civil War battle hero who never saw the painting because it sank on the Titanic.

I had gotten to the time of Jesus by traveling in a metal coffin with two other people with whom (and others) we were digging a hole (in our time) and simultaneously trying to fill it with water only to have it (the coffin) opened by the girl, an obese man, and a fat Daniel Stern look-alike who so over reacted to us that we had to calm them down by throwing powdered sugar on them.

And she was bulimic.